While I was walking off the plane after flying home from my (amazing) conference this weekend, I got this text from Jim:<\/p>\n
Simone: “Daddy, do you have a vulva pit or a peanut?”<\/p>\n
I laughed out loud, full-belly, at least 10 times as I tried not to get a reckless speeding ticket trying to get home as fast as possible after almost 5 days away from them all.<\/p>\n
The details of the Vulva Pit or Peanut scene add even more hilarity to the story:<\/p>\n
They are all in the bath and Simone said to Jim (very serious face): “Daddy, do you have a vulva pit or a peanut?”<\/p>\n
Serena and Annika started cracking up hysterically. Then Annika took this as a teaching opportunity:<\/p>\n
Annika: “SIMONE! No, it’s pee-NIS. pee-NIS. Say it with me: pee-NIS. PEE-NIS<\/em>!”<\/p>\n Simone: (staring intently at Annika’s mouth) “penis… penis… penis.”<\/p>\n Annika: “Yea. Good.”<\/p>\n (Now, to somehow evolve that “vulva pit” term to just “vulva”… (they long ago decided it was a vulva “pit” because of it’s location at the “center” of your body, like a pit in fruit. So, there’s that.)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" While I was walking off the plane after flying home from my (amazing) conference this weekend, I got this text from Jim: Simone: “Daddy, do you have a vulva pit or a peanut?” I laughed out loud, full-belly, at least 10 times as I tried not to get a reckless speeding ticket trying to get […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.longsongplaying.com\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1090"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.longsongplaying.com\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.longsongplaying.com\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.longsongplaying.com\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.longsongplaying.com\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1090"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.longsongplaying.com\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1090\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1091,"href":"http:\/\/www.longsongplaying.com\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1090\/revisions\/1091"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.longsongplaying.com\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1090"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.longsongplaying.com\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1090"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.longsongplaying.com\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1090"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}